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Country: United States
State: North Carolina
Metro: Chapel Hill
Gender: Male


Interests: Basically nothing, but sometimes I like to pretend it's listening to music. I like crashing on the couch at 2 AM on Saturdays with some nutella'd toasted poppyseed bagels, a nice, tall glass of iced coffee, and [adult swim], Spike TV, or Comedy Central on the television.
Expertise: Throwing Cheez-Its with dazzling accuracy, scalping hookers, and lying about my expertise.
Occupation: Dynamite fishing.
Industry: Con artistry, midget smuggling


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Sunday, June 25, 2006

Absent

I'll be out for a week, so the people who read this (read: 2 people per day) will have to do something else for a week.

Be back around noon Saturday.


Thursday, June 15, 2006

Black Coffee

Nothing much going on. Summertime though.

So that's good.

Don't have much to talk about.


Sunday, June 04, 2006

THIS ARTICLE MAY OFFEND SOME SOCCER MOMS...PLEASE USE DISCRETION.

Went to a CIT meeting. The entire time, they were explaining how vital we were to camp operations, how valuable we were to campers, counselors, etc.

Yeah, but not valuable enough to pay us, right?

Fuckers.


Monday, May 29, 2006

Break-Ins, Beaches, Sexglasses, and Namechanges.

I went to the beach. It was pretty cool, just beach-doings and things. On the way out, I had a badass breakfast. Steak & Eggs & Grits. Mmmm. Tasty. Nothing like southern beach restaurants. Here's a quote from the table next to us:

TEEN GIRL: You know how I got my dog so nice? When she bit me, I would hold her still, and bite her back. Now she just licks.

That kind of restaurant.

During the trip however, my house got broken into.

Not kidding. Nothing was stolen, nothing was fucked up, and nothing seemed out of place. Yet all doors leading to the outside were wide open, and all of the lights were on. That's weird, because my screen door automatically shuts.

I found some 12 darrah sungrasses ($12 sunglasses) that are the best glasses ever. They are 70's cop glasses. Starsky and Hutch glasses. Ambervision glasses. yes, in the teardrop shape too. Aaaaawesome.

Also, we got our yearbooks back. Someone I might or might not know changed a kid named Jamie Chen's name to "Butt Chen". The editors didn't notice. I also didn't know we had twins at our school with the last name "Sprankle".


Friday, May 26, 2006

Beach till' Tuesday...



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